THE ROUTE 66 TRIKERS WERE RIDING ONE DAY WHEN THEY SAW A WOMAN ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE, SO THEY STOPPED. HOTROD, THE LEADER OF ROUTE 66 TRIKERS, A BIG BURLY GUY, GETS OFF AND SAYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN? I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE WAS THE REPLY. WHILE HOTROD DIDN'T WANT TO APPEAR INSENSITIVE, HE DIDN'T WANT TO MISS AN OPPORTUNITY EITHER, SO HE ASKED... WELL, BEFORE YOU JUMP, WHY NOT GIVE ME A KISS? SO SHE DOES... AND IT WAS A LONG, DEEP, PASSIONATE, LINGERING KISS. AFTER SHE'S FINISHED, HOTROD SAYS,"WOW'! THAT WAS THE BEST KISS I'VE EVER HAD!!! THAT'S A REAL TALENT YOU ARE WAISTING. YOU COULD BE FAMOUS. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE? THE REPLY...MY PARENTS DON'T LIKE ME DRESSING LIKE A GIRL
